thankful-werewolf:

puhgs:

really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable 

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(Source: nightofthelivingpuhgs, via starting-to-feel-just-right)

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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Random

So I’m just chillin on campus on my laptop doing hw when a bunch of kids that were on a campus tour came up to me asking me to write my name on their papers and answer a few questions. I guess they were doing some sort of scavenger hunt and they needed someone on their computer to check off their list. I don’t know how many papers I signed lol I was surrounded by kids. They were adorable though they were shy to ask and once the first few did everyone else came haha. It’s was cute.

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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"Isn’t it fucking terrifying that no matter how many promises they made, no matter how long you’ve been together, someone can get up and walk out of your life without a second thought and you have to carry on living because the world doesn’t stop for any of us"

Anonymous (via suchvodka)

(Source: omgitscaitlindiamond, via dianakillsxx)

"

As upset and as angry as I am, I still miss you.

Do you know how fucking pathetic that makes me feel?

"

10:00pm thoughts  (via 90-s-kid)

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